Matt LeBlanc’s ringtone from “Episodes”

Talking about Episodes yesterday and how Matt LeBlanc has kept that same ring tone since the first series. Turns out it’s Two Time by Syd Dale and someone has made a shortened version for the iPhone. I had some time before the train arrived in town so I used a service by ZamZar to covert it to .ogg for my Android and saved under Ringtones.


Not sure how long this will last but every time I hear it it makes me chuckle!

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Road rage and types of transport

Yesterday as I cycled to work in the sunshine up through Tooting. I was overtaken by a car in between pinch points when a woman in the passenger seat screamed at me:

“You should be wearing a f***ing helmet!”

What? I was soon alongside her again and asked why she thought a piece of plastic on my head would offer any protection against a tonne of metal, to which she replied, in between expletives, brain injury when I hit the ground after making reckless maneuvers.

It was at this point I concluded she was not having a good day, quite deranged, very angry, possibly a poor driver (or complete non-driver as in passenger seat) and frankly not worth bothering about. But as ever when you are exposed on a bike and being yelled at by someone in a car you deal with this adrenaline your body naturally produces as you contemplate their anger and what they could possibly do to you with their car!

She then told me to “Suck my Granny”, which along with confirming the above, made me laugh out loud, and continue on my way leaving them to sit on the congested A24.

At lunch time I read this post after seeing the following tweet.

One bit that jumped out at me was:

Even well into the Fifties and early Sixties we cycled more as a nation than the Dutch do today. Somewhere along the line the bicycle changed from a cheap, convenient, utilitarian mode of transport into a symbol of hatred.

That struck a chord with what had happened earlier. Is it actual hatred toward cyclists?

If two people were walking on the pavement and one was doing something silly and putting themselves in danger, would the other ever curse and shout like the woman earlier? I doubt it, that’s a quick way to get stabbed for one thing.

If two car drivers (or motorists in any sort of vehicle) were to have a conflict and one thought the other was acting dangerously would they scream and curse at one another? well in this case damn right they probably would.

What about a car and a pedestrian? Yep, car driver shouts at pedestrian that was not looking where they were going.

Could it be simplified to being a “food-chain” of protection, and the more protected you are the more irritated and angry you let yourself become to others further down.

And where does that leave people on bikes? well unlike pedestrians who have segregated footpaths, guess what? they constantly mix with the traffic, either getting in it’s way, or whizzing past filtering through congestion, and without even trying, winding up people in their cars.

Then some wear lycra, Pfft.. I’ve purposely talked about people on bikes and people in cars here. We’re all people, and sometimes I drive, cycle, walk and motorcycle all in the same day.

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Highwaycode rule #129 and Morden Rd

I hate this stretch of road sometimes. There are solid white lines to prevent vehicles from overtaking on approach to the brow of a hill, but this rule in the Highway Code gives car drivers the excuse to ignore them, make an unsafe pass potentially having to cut in to avoid an oncoming car they didn’t see.



Every night on my commute home I see cars, HGVs and coaches straddling these double solid lines to pass cyclists, most are not slowing down traffic and doing more than 10mph, so in effect these drivers are contravening rule 129. Over the brow of the hill is a 30mph speed camera that everyone brakes for, and only then, a cycle lane starts!

Morden Rd

Approach to brow of hill where no over taking appropriate


Needless to say I’ve never seen a car stopped for an unsafe pass.

My quick win #Space4Cycling suggestion would be “Do Not Overtake Cyclists” signs, then convert the path to a cycle lane and make the other side pedestrian only??? Maybe divert some police resource from red light jumping duties to watch this spot for dangerous driving.

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Campaign election candidates via #VoteBike

Campaign election candidates via #VoteBike

Campaign election candidates via #VoteBike





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Aeolian Islands

In July this year we chartered Maria Elena a Bravia 36 for a week from Sant Agata in Sicily.

The attraction of this holiday was not just about sailing but also the volcanoes!

Having travelled by train from Catania we got to Sant Agata in the evening. It was a Saturday night and we were told that no taxi drivers would be working?! Luckily for us the waitress offered to take all of us and our luggage to the pier in her own car. Two trips in a small hatchback later, the team at the charter company were keen to see us and did a quick handover at 7pm to save us hanging around in the morning.

Sunday 27th July: Lipara: After getting some supplies from the supermarket we didn’t get away until 12.30. We left for Lipara and Volcano, and anchored by North Connetto beach and ate dinner on the beach.


Monday 28th July: Panarea: We headed back to Volcano for the black sandy beach and the smouldering plume of smoke. The afternoon was spent on the beach while the others walked up through the village and on to the sulphurous plume.


Then it was a quick dash to beat sunset anchoring on the Southern coast of Panarea.


Tuesday 29th July: Stromboli (stuck on shore): We pushed on up North with a nice westerly on the beam, giving Basilezzo a close pass on the way up to Stromboli which we reached around 4pm.


We motored around the North to see the volcano and could even see lava erupting.


We anchored on the NE side by the town and ate at La Lampara. By the time we returned to the tender on the beach we realised how rough it had got and opted to sleep on the beach for a bit.

It turned out to be an experience not to forget, under the milky way, watching shooting stars, hearing eruptions and claps of thunder and lightening on the sides of the volcano from behind and the strong but warm wind that was crashing waves onto the shore in front. Once there was enough light to board the tender we got back onto the boat.

Wednesday 30th July: Stromboli (volcano walk): We weren’t going anywhere as today would be the evening volcano walk.


Thursday 31st July: Salina: set off early with coffee in hand by 9am. Had a really pleasant northerly on our backs until I came round the south of Stromboli into a 5 or 6 force westerly. With all the sail up it took everyone a little bit by surprise (we also lost a boat hook!) but it did make for good progress south towards Salina where we anchored at Lingua on the south east by 4pm. Nice restaurants, pebble beach and wifi.

Friday 1st August: Back to base, Sant Agata: Setting off at 8.30am I seemed to have no instruments, though I was sure the water looked deep enough! 🙂 A steady force 3/4 meant we sailed the entire way. Taking a heading due south to Capo D’orlando we found the wind swing to the NW allowing us to sail close hauled parallel with the beach over the turquoise water all the way back to base.


We had done more sailing that in previous years with a total diesel consumption of 43l for the week.

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Dalmatian islands in the Adriatic

In the first week of May through our friends at Bareboat Sailing Holidays we chartered Nana a Gib Sea 37 for a week starting and ending at the Sail Croatia base at Kaštela Marina, near Split, Croatia.

Date Location Wind Distance travelled (miles) Notes
Sat 3rd  Kaštela Marina 0 Very wet, handover boat 4pm
Sun 4th Kaštela Marina to Bobovisca, Brac 50knt gusts NE  15 Broad reach South, half a main. Buoys in bay Bobovisca 200 kuna
Mon 5th Bobovisca, Brac to Stari Grad, Hvar 4/5 N  17 Broad reach/run to Stari Grad. Marina 375 kuna – no buoys until July
Tues 6th  Stari Grad, Hvar to Vela Luka, Korcula 2/3 NE   35 Very calm, motored. Free buoys town quay
Wed 7th Vela Luka, Korcula to Komiza, Viz 3/4 SE 32 Broad reach West to Viz, Buoys in harbour 250 kuna
Thurs 8th Komiza, Viz to Bisevo to Milna, Brac  3/4 N   35  New marina with WC under construction, €40
Fri 9th Milna, Brac to Kaštela Marina  3/4 NW  17 Calm until afternoon, then close hauled North back to base marina
Sat 10th Kaštela Marina 0 left boat 9am


“Taxi maybe?”

IMG_5488 The day started early with the flight to Split leaving Gatwick before 6am. Knowing the boat wouldn’t be ready until later in the afternoon we had the day to be tourists, albeit in heavy rain. The staff were really helpful allowing us to leave bags in the office and Trogir was a short taxi ride (200 kuna) away. Our friendly driver Ante was keen to show us everything when we got there. In marketWanting to look around ourselves we were pleasantly surprised his tour consisted of parking on the zebra crossing in the centre and pointing, “this is the market, this is the old stuff, you might be interested, around there is the castle, and over the bridge the marina. Call me I’ll take you back, if you like.” We decided quite quickly Croatia is pretty laid back.

Setting sail, first leg south to Brac

4 May


Grey startWindy NE gusts were forecast up to 60 knots. So putting off departure and another Gratos cash & carry run later, we waited for a queue of boats to come in and eventually set off about 2pm. With 30-40 knots wind and 50 knot gusts, we sailed with only 1/2 the main out. We made such good progress we almost overshot Milna, Brac then sailed E to Bobovisca where we arrived 6pm.



Fresh Seabass grilled on an open log fire, we used tender from anchorage buoys.


Island hoping to Hvar, on to Stari Grad

5 May


on a run10am off the mooring it was nice and sunny, we sailed with steady winds around South Brac. After lunching on the boat and had broad reach / run to Stari Grad where we arrived 4pm. The main jammed in the mast when furling just as we come in, there were no buoys available (until July turns out) so sorted that out and moored on the town quay.

Calamari & ZucchP1000472ini was followed by some G&T’s then we ate at Antika restaurant.



Further South, on to Vela Luka

6 May


Vela LukaLeft 11am after speaking to a Scottish couple moored next to us who recommended moorings at Komica, Viz where you can take your tender into caves under a restaurant (Jastozera) an hours sail from the Blue Caves. Motored out of Stari Grad heading West around coast to Hvar town. No wind so continued motoring on to Vela Luka, a little wind later and free buoys in the town harbour, and helpful neighbours when the boat hook started floating away! 🙂


Walked up the hill to Vela Spila caves, they were closed but the views of bay were fantastic.

Ate Scorpion fish at Casablanca, expensive but nice, with oysters and mussels to start, really recommend.

As the sun went down we listened to Floyd, Wish You Were Here. Well, we were glad we were!

West to Viz

7 May


short swimTendered into town to exchange money and get supplies. I took a short swim after coffee, 17C water temp, and was reminded it was still only May! Motored out of Vela Luka 11am heading West to Viz on broad reach. Good wind (15-20 knots) until South of Viz, then motored round to Komiza arriving 6pm.

Fisherman KomizaMooring buoys a plenty, later in evening harbour master took our boat papers and said to pay at the office before leaving, caught!! 250 Kuna ca-ching!

Back up North, get as far as Brac

8 May


Showers to start the day SE wind forecast changing to N. So we set off to Bisevo / Blue Cave 9.30am. Turned out Blue cave was closed because there wasn’t sunshine so no light effect to be seen. We came along side the quay just to be told the “cave men” had just left. After also hearing stories of Irish canoeists having been rescued after capsizing days before we considered our original plan of heading directly North to Rogoznica and decided instead to motor more to the NE  keeping closer to Hvar and Brac in case the weather turned.

P1000521We made good time though arriving in Milna at 4.30pm which gave the opportunity to chill out watching the other boats come in.


Last hop back to base

9 May


Milna, we had moored at the new marina next to fishery. The shower block was still under construction, the showers were in use but to get in you had to walk under the ceiling as it was still being painted!

NanaAfter setting off we hit a dead calm after an initial light breeze, we motored  for an hour then the NW/W picked up to around 25 knots and we made about 5+ knots close hauled up to Kastela marina. After filling the tank up (for 439 kuna) we were berthed at the marina 4.30pm.

That gave us a chance to explore Split in the evening eating at Fife, pronounced Fee-Fee which we’d highly recommend serving a beef goulash with gnocchi that really hit the spot.

Saturday morning we had to say good bye to Nana who had served us well before another “Taxi maybe?” to Split and a bus back to the airport and flight home.

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Last week my 6 year old daughter joined me on my commute with the tow-a-long and yesterday I cycled with the girlfriend out to parks and around.

In both cases I didn’t want either put off by being close to cars (and lorries) so we stayed on pavements and, when I could find them, cycle routes.

It has been an eye opener! In fact on the way home my daughter just asked “Can we just go on the road Daddy? it’s easier…”

You might expect to see signs like this on pavements (or maybe not)


But what I wasn’t expecting was to keep coming across these


The path narrows, and cyclists are given nothing. It just stops. Not even paint on the road.


And paint is just paint at the end of the day, it’s not much good either if it just stops because some pinch point or narrowing of the road means there’s not room for a vehicle and a cyclist. It’s as if the planners just gave up, rather than give the more vulnerable road user priority or some warning to all road users alike, you just see the cycle lane stop, and then start again when there’s room further down the road.

If you are reading this I’m probably preaching to the converted anyway. Hopefully the need for these will be reduced if the cycle routes were just joined up in the first place!


And why is this a warning sign anyway? Cycle routes increase the safety for everyone. That’s the psychology gained of being in a metal box Jon Snow talks about creeping into the Highway code.

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